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I Can Now Laugh at Dilbert Comics

Posted in Cube Life, My daily life, Pranks, Work with tags , , , , , on November 27, 2007 by IGoByChad

Hello America. You probably aren’t wondering, “Where has Chad been, lately?” You know what? I don’t blame you. For my own self-conceited narcissism, however, I will pretend as if you cared and I will tell you. I am now a working man. I am a cubicle dweller; a cubian, if you will. I proudly pop my newfound white collar, minus the popping part. If you pop your collar you are a douche bag. You are the dregs of society. You hate America and freedom.

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