MC Hammer Search Engine

I know I never touch this, but…

http://www.mchammersearchengine.com

Let’s Get Technical

I know it’s probably quite a different audience, but I now blog over at http://www.chadpluspl.us

If you like videogames, programming, or videogame programming please feel free to drop by Chad++ and see my new digs.

Sunday Funnies 05/18/08

LOLCATS!

Saddin’.

I’ll Make Some Calls!

Glamor!

Zzzz!

Classic!

Sunday Funnies 05/11/08

Funnies:

Breakin’ Up.

A Toast.

Creative Writing.

Vaginas on a Silver Platter!

Let’s Go! We’ll talk in Airwolf.

The Lifeline Coupling is Broken!

The Classic:

Buff Bufferman!

Floridian Economy (Part 1)

In case you happen to be out the loop, I just so happen to be an expert on Floridian economy. I have a certificate somewhere. It’s with my degree in Being Awesome and my C++ certification. I have had my picture taken with some of the state’s greatest public figures like Dan Marino, Jeb Bush and Tony Blair. Hanging on my wall is the hundredth alligator that I wrestled a baby from its mouth. Ever since I received the key to the state some months ago, I felt that I should tell people about the economy of the great state in which I used to reside. Florida: The First Baptist State.

My Thoughts: Miley Cyrus Photos

Tween queen celebrity Miley Cyrus has been mired in controversy due to her latest photo shoot in Vanity Fair.

First Thought: Tween? Are you serious? We don’t need an age group between child and teenager. We’re pretty much all set, thank you. Tween sounds like some sort of kinky sexual act involving butt cheeks. I want to know who created this word and how they live with themself.

Miley Cyrus, the teen who plays Disney’s Hannah Montana, recently posed for some photographs that will grace magazine Vanity Fair. These photos have sparked a media frenzy and publications everywhere are describing them as controversial. You want to check it out? You want to see the scandalous photo that might as well be labeled smut?

Sunday Funnies 05/04/08

Every Sunday I will chronicle the webcomics that I have enjoyed that week. Note: I gave myself a bit of stretch in defining this first week.

This week in comics I like:

Vegetarianism!

Cards for dudes.

Twitter!

A new CEO.

A fight on the interwebs.

Classic:

Techno!

Resurrection!

You may notice that there is much less content here today than there was yesterday. Simply put, I’m restructuring. I’m editing. I’m revamping. I’m re-everything. I took all of the content down and I plan to republish it as I sift through it and clean it up. Make it better. Whore out my old stuff like Square Enix.

If you’d like to see everything in the old form, you can download a shoddily put together offline version. Sorry that it’s megaupload.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, and I ain’t talking about Jesus’ birthday. Today means so much more than that nowadays. It’s about about giving up being a complete asshole to everyone all the time. It’s about enjoying the company of your family in any form possible. It’s a time to share; a time where friendship and kindness reign from their squabble, little throne.

Yes, Christmas is grand. It is a celebration of gifts and cards and sometimes even cards with gifts, which are undeniably the best types of cards. Some people would tell you, “It’s about giving, not receiving.” Those warm-hearted folk. They just love to give and give and give until their soft hearts melt. It’s simply endearing.

This is why I say, “Take what you can! Give nothing back!” Those suckers’ll keep on giving.

I Can Now Laugh at Dilbert Comics

Hello America. You probably aren’t wondering, “Where has Chad been, lately?” You know what? I don’t blame you. For my own self-conceited narcissism, however, I will pretend as if you cared and I will tell you. I am now a working man. I am a cubicle dweller; a cubian, if you will. I proudly pop my newfound white collar, minus the popping part. If you pop your collar you are a douche bag. You are the dregs of society. You hate America and freedom.